Third preseason game for the Eagles at halftime now. Eagles “D” doesn’t look good. Giving up on Brian Dawkins could come back and bite us in the ass. Vick looked pretty good on the few plays he was in. Now watching the little league world series. Love watching these 12 year old play the game. Wife is on her craft site as usual. I think shes actually passing me up with all her “craft toys” over my hunting and fishing “toys.” I guess that does make it a little easier for me to buy stuff without getting the “Look”.  BBQed some big porterhouses today and didn’t even leave anything for the dog. We have been trying for months to get the kids to play outside but they would just rather sit inside and play on the computer or x-box.Oh by the way, if i happen to win the 310 million dollars from the lotto tonight you might not see me post for a while. Ill be riding that Harley for a few days and wont have much time.  )

Oliveira OUT, for now -

Should be a good night tonight. Sat. night short track racing at Bristol for the Nascar boys tonight. Just happens to be my favorite race of the year. Hopefully after the race I can get the wife to watch “my bloody valentine” with me.  Didn’t will the 200 million dollar mega million lottery last night, but I dont think anyone else won it, so that means it should be pretty big next week, will give it one more try. If I win the 200 million I have decided to buy and start my own Nascar race team and of course drive for my team.

Opps now it’s Sunday and I forgot to post this yesterday. Wife is cooking breakfast now and Jordan is out painting his skateboard. The kid is addicted to these little fingerboad skateboard things. Guess that’s better then being addicted to something else. Ended up watching Max Keblers big move last night with the biys instead of My bloody Valentine.  Turned out to actually be a funny movie. My Twitter has been going crazy this AM. The Nascar drivers love to tweet the day after a race. Maybe there so used to racing on Sundays that when they don’t there bored?? I think they have to much money to be bored.

Sorry about the post today, not very exciting but wife was on my butt about posting something and was too tired to come up with any fun stuff. If you have anything you want to talk about or a topic you want me to write about, just leave it in the comment section and Ill come up with something.

Oh, anyone else like that song “Somebody call 911″ It’s a pretty catchy tune. If you haven’t heard give it a listen, not my kinda music but catchy.

Thank you Brett Favre, glad to see you back playing again this year.

Thank you everyone on Facebook that had given me 100′s of “farmtown” gifts.

Thank you to Darla for taking care of the animated puppy I gave her named “Vick”

Thank you to my wife for messaging me on my laptop when she was 3ft away from me in the living room.

Thank you for “Tums” and “Alka Seltzer”

I have more to thank and will update more later. Check back.

While other things need to be changed.  I will post a few things that I think are better left alone, and then a few things i think really need to be changed/updated. Then you guys can let me know what you think should be left alone or changed.

First off I hope they never try to change Coke again, the new coke just sucked.

I really think they should stop adding and changing the shapes of the masrhmellows in Lucky Charms. Hearts, clovers and diamonds are enough, any more then that and your just confusing the kid.

Dodge-ball is next up for not changing. Leave it alone. Banning dodge-ball is like banning “tag” (which IS being banned in some schools) or hide-and- go seek.  I’ve never heard or read about a Dodge-ball death, I think it’s pretty safe. While we’re on the subject of games that kids play lets talk about not keeping score at athletic competitions like baseball and soccer and other sports. WTF? I really believe the only people that don’t keep score are the parents of the team that’s LOOSING !! Do we want to teach our kids that loosing is equal to wining? Well I guess at the next Olympics we can just give everyone a gold medal just for being there and trying. Hey, let’s give all the football teams Super Bowl rings, they look like they all tried really hard.

OK let’s think of a couple things that NEED to be changed…

My number one would be toilet paper. I mean come on, there has to be a better way. In all these years that’s the best we can do? A nano thick piece of paper stands between my hand and my ………  ???

Re-runs on TV – Do we really need them? There has to be enough stuff these days to put on without seeing the Ross and Rachael “we were on a break” episode for the nine hundredth time. We have DVD’s now, if we want to see it, we can buy it.

Here’s something that needs to be changed. Turkey for thanksgiving !!! Turkey sucks for dinner. Yea the Pilgrims ate it, but I’m pretty sure the people before them ate dinosaur shit, and I don’t see that on anyone’s plate.

The last one for today will be Gas prices. Do they really need to change the price of gas EVERY DAY?  Seriously. If Chocolate prices go up for a day does a friggin Hershey bar go up in price for that day? How bout bread? If the price of yeast fluctuates does the store run and change the price of all the bread for that day? Figure out a fair friggin price, post it, and keep it that way for a few weeks.

Let us know what you would like to see changed. ….Or kept the same even.

Oliveira OUT-

So yesterday my sister had a little family BBQ/swim party at her house. Most of my day was spent of course listening to Dog killer jokes about the Eagles signing of Michael Vick. Had a burger and a good cigar and headed home to watch highlights of Vick’s first practice with the Birds (he looked good) Sundays are usually my favorite day of the week, get up and watch the Nascar race while listing to the kids telling me how bored they are. With no football yet, after the race it’s usually golf or maybe ESPN News. The wife spends most (ALL) of the day in the craft room doing whatever it is she does in that room. Also spending some time today watching the little league world series regional games. What I’m really doing is passing time until the regular season NFL games start. Once the Eagles kick off to start that first game, life as we know it changes. Now your mood and what you do all depends on the outcome of Sundays game.   Hopefully this year there will be allot of good moods and few of the pissed off ones. Most people think the reason I got Ordained was so I could legally preform my sister and Toms wedding, when the actual truth is that I figured I might have that extra edge with “the man upstairs” and maybe get the Eagles one or two extra wins a year. They say the Cowboys are Americas team, well I’m saying that the Eagles are Gods team !!!

Now I have to get going and build a house on YoVille  on Facebook. My moms got a pretty good farm, so I want a better house .

Oliveira OUT-

This should be an interesting topic.

I am personally excited about this signing. I am not a animal lover so I guess that does make it easier for me not to have an issues with this, but at the same time, what does one really have to do with the other? Does the guy that kills your turkey for Thanksgiving dinner get any crap from anyone? How bout the guy that kills the cows with electric shock so we can eat our hamburgers and steak? Ever hear about him when he tries to get a new job? Better yet, how bout the millions of people that take there pets to the shelters knowing that there’s a better chance there going to get killed then get adopted? Do they have all this attention when they go find a job? Is it OK to kill an animal if its done the “humane” way? Do i get less time in prison if i kill someone with attentional overdose of drugs rather then holding there head under water? Don’t get me wrong, the guy (Vick) did some pretty bad things to dogs, but were the things he did worse then say a DUI? How many PEOPLE die each year from drunk drivers? How many of the thousands (or maybe millions??) of people that have gotten DUIs and killed or put human lives in danger have jobs? Or 2nd chances? How many are front page news? Vick never put a human life in danger people. Just let me get this right. There are how many child molesters out on the street after serving time that have jobs? That got second chances? They put a GPS device on Vick when he was under house arrest but if you go on MegansLaw.com there are 100s of child molesters within 20 miles of your house with no monitoring at all. Are we really putting the right priority’s first?  Just for some of you that didn’t realize this i want to add one last thing. Vick served 2 years for killing dogs. Donte Sallworth of the Browns had a blood alcohol level 2x the legal limit and killed a 60yr old man crossing the street and served 30 days in jail. Am I a little biest   because Vick is now an Eagle? Maybe. Would I give Michael Vick my Dog in exchange for a Eagles Super Bowl win? As my 4 year old would say “DUH”

Mariah took all this time to create this web site for me so I guess its time I used it. Not to mention this time of year sucks for TV.

So last night I just happened to see the goriest move i have ever seen. “The Midnight meat train” not a bad movie, but if you like blood and gore this is a must see. I also want to say that if it was possible to have someone kidnapped and taken somewhere never to be seen or heard again, I would pick “Chima” (the black girl on Big Brother) I know your not supposed to hit women….But…I’d sure like to grab her by the neck and shake the shit out of her. Dave sent me an e-mail the other day asking about peoples feelings about health care in America, so I guess that would be a good subject for everyone to leave there comment or opinion on.

Thanks and check back tomorrow.

Reverend William OUT -