First before I start the 10 things not to do, I first need to thank my Dad for digging up the picture of me on the top of the site, and thank my wife for posting it for him !!!

OK, so on to the countdown……

#10 – Don’t watch the new late show with Conan O’Brien.

#9 -   Don’t think you will ever call a business anymore and talk to a live person without going thru some kind of automated system, and don’t worry, you will still have to give the same information to the person that eventually answers your call.

#8 -  Don’t use the word “Numbnutts” around your 4 year old (trust me on this one) anything you or your wife, or other son do that seems wrong to the 4 year old, will be followed by “Good job numbnutts”.

#7 – Don’t play “Farm town” on Facebook. Very addicting yet with all the time you spend playing you could have actually planted a garden and built a farm in your back yard.

#6  – Don’t put your kids TV on top of a 4 drawer dresser. A 4 year old can figure out how to pull out each drawer a little more then the other to make a small ladder to climb up and rewind the dvd player.

#5  – Don’t eat yellow snow. (an oldie, but still applies after all these years)

#4  – Don’t ever send racy e-mails or dirty jokes to your husband or wife without double checking that you haven’t clicked the “send to all addresses” button.

#3  – Don’t think you really don’t look “that big” when you see a picture of yourself. It’s a PICTURE, it looks exactly like you, because it IS you.

#2 -  Don’t think you will ever just walk into a cell phone store and buy or upgrade a phone without spending at least a hour. Make sure the phone you want is worth the wait.

And the #1 thing not to do unless you have to………………………

Never answer the question “Do i look fat in this” when asked by a woman. Just pretend you didn’t hear and walk out, get your keys, hop in your truck and hang out somewhere until enough time passes that there is no way she’s still trying to figure out what to wear.